One under par – birdie bye bye

Bye, Bye Mask hole

Can’t wait to see you go

Bye, Bye Mask hole

You really need to go-oo

Really need to go!
We’ll have Sunshine

You took it all away

Riker’s Island awaits you

You’ll be there to stay-aa

You’ll be there to stay

Won’t miss the way you Lie

Deception led the way

We’re counting with both hands

Just 95 days away- aa

95 days away
Bye, Bye Mask hole
It’s awfully hard to bear

One more inning

Please just “disappear” Please just “disappear”
We Hate you Mask hole-

Oh Yes we really do

Hate you Mask-hole

We’re Blue Through and Through

We’re Blue Through and Through

We pray for your demise

Our patience at its peak

You open up your mouth

And bark Your mask-hole streak

We’re begging from our knees

Rid us of your disease
Time to close the show-Time to close the Show!

Go Ahead Say Uncle

Dear Humpty Trumpty
Show us the money
4 years of antics
None of them funny
People have died, with blood on your hands
The country ignored with reasonable demands
Your grimacing and bs-ing is coming to a halt
All of our tragedies, were no doubt your fault
You have punished our country
Secreting knowledge you had
You deserve everything you get, as long as it’s bad
Once upon a time, with an enormous amount of luck
Our fate in your hands
You disgusting F-ck
Your karma has switched and you‘re loosing at your game
Like soldiers at war our country de-famed
The health card you played as if it were a game
A legacy you will leave riddled with shame
On November the 3rd you will no longer choose, the number of lives Our country will loose, The Supreme Court has taken a stand against the tide
The cheers and the glory can be heard worldwide.

B. C. Before Covid-19

We come with anticipation and leave with hope. Time spent with the kids helps to add a dimension of calm to our difficult days. You expressed you wonder what the kids will remember of this time in our troubled world. I certainly pray that a piece of their take away is, mask or no mask, we helped bring a knowing reminder of happier and more frivolous times during luckier days shared.

Is Everyone in The Building Making Stuffed Cabbage?

“Oh G-d” (1977), The “2000 year old man,” enters the Pearly Gates Laughing. Estelle Reiner, his wife said it best at Katz’s Deli, “I’ll have what she’s having.” She was married for 64 yrs. to the controller at Rancho Conejo. 98 years funny, he certainly had “The Thrill of it All.” When Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie reworded phrases to get the rhythm right on The Alan Brady show Carl Reiner called it a Wrap. So, as Rob Petrie tripped into our living rooms each week on the eponymous “Dick Van Dyke Show” it was really his “Show of Shows.”Norman Lear’s line in Carl Reiner’s 2017 documentary on aging, “If You’re Not in the Obit, Eat Breakfast, was how he lived. So today Carl, we’ll have our coffee with cream and a little oatmeal in your honor. His credo was “ find your hammock and live in the now.” The transition of time in between “ok, it’s over, to what’s next, is when his productivity kicked in. HBO featured the documentary- “on demand” it if you can.The cast of characters, the best of the best. Mel Brooks is hysterical, Dick Van Dyke dances, Norman Lear is brilliant and Carl Reiner’s direction and hosting ever so warm and welcoming. When it was filmed in 2017 they were all Nonagenarians. One thing distinctly portrayed in this work of long livers is that they were passionate and fell in love with lots of things. So Carl we imagine as you enter the pearly gates, we will hear you say to G-d, “so Divine One, if you were commanding a performance your timing was propitious as “The Russians are coming, The Russians are coming”- in this “Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. I will pass the baton on to my son Rob and remind him of the line written in 1963 for “it’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. “And in a democracy, it don’t matter how stupid you are, you still get an equal share.” RIP Mr. Reiner well done!