Hillbilly Eulogy-Grab em by the Cat.
J.D. no Chance Vance you blew it just like that. 
Sporting awkward eyeliner and a get over yourself Smirk.
Step right up next to Humpty-the consummate, ultimate Jerk.
As s woman who never birthed children, but loved so many with-full heart.
Your words smack of sheer stupidity.
Quite an ignorant way to start.
As your platforms sure to be short lived.
Save your breath on comments spewed.
Do the hokey pokey, while you slug some mountain dew. 
That’s what it’s all about.