Our hearing is not what it used to be,
And all the jazz.
Our patience is on the borderline,
Add a pinch of that razzmatazz.

So we’ll watch where we are walking.
As falling is simply no good.
Our laugh lines are no longer laughing.
We need a dose of junk food.

And all that Jazz.

So you left the water running and the
door slightly ajar.
If we were reading of this new reality,
We’d be sure to hobble real far.
The early bird specials are appealing.
As soup or a salad comes with.
Are we really living this chapter?
Please tell me we’re just dreaming this.
Our morale is down in the basement,
Can’t find our get up and go.
The days are getting longer.
The Count down to reach for the sun.

Let’s brush off the cobwebs of winter.

Plant some seeds in the ground.
Mallomars are flying off the shelf.
As we’re turning this chapter around.
Wishes come two in a package.
We are thinking we’ll sign up for four.
Dog days will soon be behind us.
We’ll set the table for more.
Our new pair of sneakers are waiting.
We can get back on the treadmill of life.
We will grasp at our new found mojo.
Say goodbye to the anguish and strife.

Adios to this season of drama.

Let’s make it a thing of the past.
Say good-bye to nasty ole winter.
It just was a matter of time.
So pull your chair up to the table.
Looks like all will be just fine.

Double down for your chance at the win.
Springtime it is a coming.
A new dawning day will begin.

And all that jazz!

Naysayers need not apply.