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Here I am at Camp Flor-ah-da.
It’s not so -entertaining,
They say I’ll have some fun if I stop complaining.
I went walking- with Jenny Eliasis.
She developed a bad case of psoriasis.
You remember- Shirley Skinner.
We are meeting for the early bird dinner.
All the sales people -over at the Walmarts – snuck in for me an extra dozen urine charts.
Now I don’t want this,
should scare ya.
But my roommate has a bad case of diar-rhe-a.
You remember- Joanie Hardy.
They’re about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh muddah, fadduh, take me home.
From Camp Flor-ah-da.
Don’t leave me, at the casino.
Someone next to me forgot to take their beano.
Take me home I promise –
I wont make noise or mess the house with daubers (bingo.)
–So please don’t make me stay, I’ve been here one whole day.–
Wait a minute, it stopped raining.
I think I like the music in the pool that they’re playing.
Playing mah Jong and Canasta- who knows with bridge I could become a masta.
So dear muddah and dear fadduh.
Hold your horses,
I seem to like it better. – I even started knitting a navy sweater.
I just watched -Bye Bye Birdie.
Go know, I ran into Auntie Gertie.
So for right now- wait till I call.
Someone asked for me to play some Pickleball.