The Telephone Song- bye bye no more Birdie!


Hi Nancy,
Hi Hillary,
What’s the story morning glory?
Have you heard about the boxes he stole?
Hi Marla,
Hi Melania,
What’s the tale nightingale?
You wed the consummate A- hole.
Hello Mr. Garland,
This is Your America,
We’ve being waiting for this day,
You signed off on the warrant.
Confiscated evidence.
Now heavy on the pedal,
Please cart the A- hole away.
Hello Letitia,
It’s Liz Cheney,
Please hurry and show us what you got.
What’s the story morning glory?
What’s the tale nightingale?
Tell us more about President kim jong un-
Hello Jared and Ivanka,
Go Wipe the egg off your face,
So much for love and devotion.
When you’re praying to Hashem.
Bow your head in sheer disgrace,
Divide your deceptions,

Zero virtues.
Just go hide your botoxed face.
Did he really get caught?
Could this just be a dream.
Yes, America our land may still be Free.
One step toward the slammer.
Sorry no ice cream.

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