We love you Ryan oh yes we do.
We were waiting for a contestant, like you.
Your voice melodic, your answers strong.
Take center stage where you belong.
Your knowledge varied.
Your style so calm.
Mr. Long you got the Charm.
We wait and listen and hold our breath.
Then your answers beat out the rest.
Your had us going with your good luck charm.
A special something, it adds a psalm.
When we’re not home, we tape the show.
We skip dessert and say “let’s go.”
You bet $2,000 when asked to gamble.
From category to category, your knowledge does ramble.
Dear Ryan Long, you’ve got the chance.
Bring home the bacon and watch us dance.
Oh yeah!