If you could read it in Winchell’s Column

If you could read it in Winchell’s column.

A you’re Adorable, B you’re so Beautiful. 

Somedays a song enters our mind and we skip along -dot, dot, dot. 

“If they could see us now, that little gang of ours.”

Cause it’s a long, long way from May to December and I don’t want to walk without you Baby. Walk without my arm about you Baby. 

I have often walked down the street before. But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before. All at once am I-  speaking of my Sweetie Pie only 60 inches high. Every inch is packed with Dynamite. That’s my little Honey Bun. Get a load of Honey Bun tonight.

10 cents a Dance. That’s what they pay me. Gosh how they weigh me down. 

Cause -oh how we danced on the night we were wed. We vowed our true love, though a word wasn’t said. The world was in bloom, there were stars in the skies. Except for the few that were there in your eyes… This put us sitting on top of the world, rolling along, yes rolling along. 

Maybe I didn’t love you.

Quite as often as I could have.

Maybe I didn’t treat you.

Quite as good as I could have.

But you were always on my mind. Always on my mind.

Hit it.

One Day you’ll look to see I’ve gone. For tomorrow may rain so I’ll follow the Sun. “You might just make it after all.” 

Have a lyrical kind of Sunday with a Fringe on the top. Mic Drop.

Life is a Cabaret 🎼

Life is a Cabaret – La la.

What good is sitting alone in a room come join the ladies at play.
Life is a card-room with tiles and a deck, bring along some shekels today.

You’ll hear the buzz.
You’ll arrange your chair.
The cards are shuffled plenty, try going for the hand with all pairs.

And when you are sitting on the sideline for a few.
Get some snacks and Green tea.🎼

As long as your up cause you’re sitting out a hand.
Stop into the bathroom and pee. 😎

Back at the table your strategy in place. Keep your poker face in tact.

Life is a special hand my dear friend keep adding some 3’s leave it to chance.

It is certainly a game filled with luck of the draw.
Keep shuffling and counting the 7’s in play.
You never know if you don’t take a gamble or two. It could be your lucky day.

Watch out for the card that was thrown on your left. Throwing the pack carries a burden quite weighty indeed.

It’s nearing the last 8 cards in the Stock. With some crucial final cards left to play. So… step up your mojo steer clear of a 3. And…
Come join the Cabaret.

Just Have Fun- reruns.

What happens when corned beef and pastrami meet on the corner of Potato Knish and Dr. Brown’s Soda? They bump into the Salami on rye with deli mustard sandwich and all get ready to watch as Mr. Ed whispers to Ozzie and Harriet a cute story about (who remembers their neighbor Thorny- Played by Don Defore? Yup! Run on sentence.

They are meeting over at Donna Reed’s house to watch the Beaver and his brother Wally take on Ken Osmond a.k.a. Eddie Haskell in a game of H-O- R- S-E, in their driveway.

After a pot luck dinner with bread pudding for dessert they sit around the piano and sing out loud with My Little Margie, Aunt Bee who got a ride over with Barney and was escorted by Opie. Oh “kay” then. They take out the game of Clue and wait for That Girl ( Marlo Thomas) to be Bewitched by (Elizabeth Montgomery) all the while Ann Sothern, who came with Don Porter is taking the minutes of the day.

In prances Eddie Albert with the fur clad, diamond bearing Eva Gabor from their Green Acres via Park Avenue Pad. And- a good time was had by all.

They also played monopoly trying to remain financially solvent while forcing their opponents into bankruptcy. So who let the dogs out?

The surprise guest was Jim Backus. He came in and announced “I Married Joan,” and they all agreed that everyone Loved Lucy.

The category is Sitcoms in the Sixites. We’ll take our fav Columbo for $1000.00. Please. And I quote – “Just one more thing. There’s something that bothers me. One more question. My wife wants to know. What did you pay for those Manolo Blahniks?

Make it a “Monday in the Park” kinda day.